Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
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