I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
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im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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