I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
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Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
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Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
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