Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
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I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
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Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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