so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
im about as happy as oj after his trial
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
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There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
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Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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