i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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