Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
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