Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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