If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
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French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
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Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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