I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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