You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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