i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
It's just like the Real World with babies
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
