ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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