Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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