It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
Will exercising make me less horny?
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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