Dual....:-)
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
Randomize
