This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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