No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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