ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
