Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
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Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
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We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
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