gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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