You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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