How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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