You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I'm determined to sit on that face.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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