I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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