i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
Non-Jews are for practice
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
You left your phone here
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