Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
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