Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
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She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
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I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
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