Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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