My first STD was from a foam party
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
The adults are the big ones right?
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
there is puke in my bra ... again
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