There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
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His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
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Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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