You're my little dorito
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
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