i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
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