i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
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just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
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It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
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