just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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