she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
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He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
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just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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