Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
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I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
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Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
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