Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
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you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
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We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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