you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Will exercising make me less horny?
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