Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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