was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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