I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
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Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
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It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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