Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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