Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
It's like God shit irony all over that family
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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