Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
