Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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