Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
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