I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
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