hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Randomize
