He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
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Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
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Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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