It's like a parade of train wrecks.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
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how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
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Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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