You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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