so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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