Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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