Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
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You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
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I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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