he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
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So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
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Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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