this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
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I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
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Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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