Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
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