Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
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