the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
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