I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
sex on a bike is impossible
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